Weird thing that there's an apple tree in a local park and last summer all the apples fell off and people just kicked them around and trod on them, so they rotted. While everyone went to buy their apples from Tesco. I already had an over-supply from my mum's tree. But people don't seem to want anything unless it's packaged in plastic. If it's free, it must be no good. Obviously.

Meanwhile, the local food bank was screaming for tins. And I spotted another resident had dumped his entire apple crop in a field to rot.