This is excellent. Really good Barry. Best thing I've read from you.

Once it's run its time on Medium, can I suggest you delete it and send it to People's Friend? It's right up their street and they'd pay you more than Medium for it. And you keep the rights.

I mean, they might reject it, so I guess you could send it anyway and see (and only remove from online if you need to), but I think it's just their kind of thing!

Incidentally, if I had boost powers, I would nominate this. Sorry I don't. :(