So pleased to have made your day - and sorry Rudolph craps on your drive. We have crap on our drive some mornings and blame the foxes, but maybe it's the reindeer. Never thought of that. Anyway, must go and read about lipsticks. Obviously.

ps. At least you have your underpants to sit in! My husband's were stolen!!

Susie Kearley 🐹 Guinea pig slave
Susie Kearley 🐹 Guinea pig slave

Written by Susie Kearley 🐹 Guinea pig slave

Freelance journalist UK. Published in BBC Countryfile, The Mirror, Britain mag etc. Covers writing, health, psychology, memoir, current affairs, & environment.

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