On the queuing thing, I do feel the British are suckers for queues. I mean, I get so fed up with them. Ladies will queue behind empty lavatory doors - anything to avoid actually trying the door to see if the cubicle is empty. I walk to the front, open the doors and beckon the idiots in the queue to go ahead and use the empty cubicles.

On the roads, I can't be arsed with all this queuing. They queue on the left, so I drive up on the right, loop round the roundabout if necessary, then shoot off leaving them queuing. The British and their love of queues does do my head in.