Oh dear. This reminds me of a time when I was 36, and K for Kearley was bang in the middle of the alphabet, from both ends. I went on this photography course, and every week, the tutor would give feedback on our photos.

Feedback started with surnames beginning with A the first week. The second week, feedback started with Z. He swapped this around every week so it was 'fair'.

The first people chosen would always get extensive feedback, but by the time he got to K, he'd always run out of steam and didn't have much to say. This meant I never got much feedback. Because regardless of where he started - beginning or end of the alphabet - I was never in the right place. Ho hum.