I know what you mean, but you just reminded me of a couple of people I've come across who've commented on my articles, linking their high-brow philosophical solutions to capitalism, that honestly, I tried to read and I haven't got the foggiest what they're on about!
They literally don't speak the same English as me. It's like they're in a different universe where concepts are not shared. And I'm all for consuming less and practical realities, but I've felt like one of those thickos occasionally.
Nothing to do with paragraph length though.