I have an annoying alarm clock that goes off every 5 minutes until I get the bloody well up!

Before I go back to sleep, I put a sign on my door that says, “YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF BED NOW!” This way, when I wake up, I know I am waking up for the second time.
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Susie Kearley 🐹 Guinea pig slave
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Aug 29, 2024
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I have an annoying alarm clock that goes off every 5 minutes until I get the bloody well up!
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Written by Susie Kearley 🐹 Guinea pig slave7.6K Followers
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Freelance journalist UK. Published in BBC Countryfile, The Mirror, Britain mag etc. Covers writing, health, psychology, memoir, current affairs, & environment.
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