I am! The concept of being paid for any old shit is truly amazing until you realise that no one reads your shit, but some other bastard is churning out much worse shit than you and has 100x as many readers. What the hell!!!

So you decide your shit isn't shit enough, and decide to reduce quality to appeal to all the readers who really actually do like shit. BTW I spotted the person who stole your pic. She is the epitome of writing shit and has a massive audience for it. She continues to infringe copyright on a daily basis, and ignored my comment trying to suggest she uses unsplash.

I don't get it. I really don't. I mean, at least your shit is amusing. Some of hers literally doesn't make any sense.