Hahaha! You mucky lady. 🤣😂😁

I find it hilarious that you actually admitted this. Ok. If we're confessing, I'll admit I bought 50 Shades of Grey from a charity shop for 10p (bargain box) just to see what all the fuss was about. But I never read it. It's on a shelf 'to be read' with about 300 other books that I'm probably more interested in!