Hahaha. There is a guy in Hailsham who kept a squirrel he rescued when it was abandoned as a baby, and it lives in his house. He takes it on walks in Hailsham High Street on a lead. 😂 I wrote about it here: https://medium.com/the-pub/i-met-a-man-with-a-squirrel-on-a-lead-52cf2456d7d4